Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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