Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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