its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
