Can i not drive my cunt home
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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