I love black thongs
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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