Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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