Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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