The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
