It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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