well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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