I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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