4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how can u be prego again
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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