ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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