By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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