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(704): View more from North Carolina

You smell like stripper and shame

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(631): View more from New York

life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...

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(316): View more from Kansas

Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?

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(205): View more from Alabama

He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?

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(314): View more from Missouri

shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help

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(732): View more from New Jersey

he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there

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(604): View more from British Columbia

7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!

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(810): View more from Michigan

You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie

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