Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
