Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
