I want to stick my p in your. b.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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