After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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