I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I smell like Dick and happiness
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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