Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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