I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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