I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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