If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he puts the penis in happiness.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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