me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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