windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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