East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Slut skills are useful in every country.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
