Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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