Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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