So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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