I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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