That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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