My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
