Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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