For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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