She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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