Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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