TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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