she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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