I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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