There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Randomize
