she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so let's talk penis.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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