I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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