I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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