Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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