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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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