ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
