I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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