Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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