No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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