two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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