Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
no, he came in my armpit
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize