Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I smell stomach acid.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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