Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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