I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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