what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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